The Office

YOU'RE RIGHT, I RUIN EVERYTHING.

I... UNDERSTAND... NOTHING.

Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

ITT I FEEL LIKE I'M DYIN' INSIDE.

"You Miss 100% OF THE "SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE. -WAYNE GRETZKY" -MICHAEL SCOTT

Sue me

Why are you the way that you are?

Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?

We need a new plague.

450 I am running away from my responsibilities.

I AM BEYONCE ALWAYS.

An hour-long shower with guys.

D NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! ollege

640 DAY WALLA Sometimes i'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.al I just hope I find it along the way.

) College N00000!

[quietly] I'LL KILL YOU.

And I'm optimistic, because every day I get a little more desperate...

Sculle I-declare-bankruptcy! MEROK

I have the worst attitude of any person here.

There's too many people on this earth.

why don't you go ahead and go die?

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS WAY HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.

...I REALLY CAN'T SAY, BUT YES.

ALL RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY WE ALL WANT TO DIE,

I AM DEAD INSIDE.

I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows.

I HAVE VERY LITTLE PATIENCE FOR STUPIDITY.